It’s Christmas in kablam
Erica: (humming Jingle Bells)
I love this time of year. Filled with joy and the spirit of giving. Huh?
JUNE: A buck for being Kablammie.
HENRY: How about a chicken leg for being Kabloomie?
Who are we kidding? Since the cancellation of our show, we're Kadoomie.
Corey: I wish there's a miracle of Christmas to help us now. Please, help us. (sniffs)
Erica: It’s our old hosts,
All 12 co hosts: Henry and June from KABLAM
Holland: and they're out in the cold on Christmas Eve.
Natalie: Poor guys. There must be a way to help them. Wait.
(the 12 co hosts running towards them)
All 12 co hosts: Hey, there.
Erica: I understand you both are unemployed after your show's cancellation.
Erica: and the reboot since 2007 is a blast
June: Our lives are ruined forever. I miss working on Nickelodeon for Kablam and for the fans, too. What can we do?
Ryan: Hmm. Look no further.
Erica: I, Erica will help your careers in full.
Corey: Let's get you guys out of the cold.
Erica: Everybody ready?
All co hosts: Let’s go!
NARRATOR: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight. Take a deep breath. FOR THE HOLIDAY CRAM-VANGANZA!
(Santa sleigh bumped, going through the shopping crowd, the Christmas tree, the neighborhood with decorations, sparked til it hits the big sign)
NARRATOR: IT'S CHRISTMAS KABLAM-VANGANZA! Where cartoons and Holiday combined. Let's open the Community Center doors. Here's your hosts, From 1996-2000, Henry and June. And From 2007, Erica and the gang!
(Henry and June got their Holiday outfit on while dancing Erica and the gang wore the same) (spinning and lands safely)
Henry: HI, EVERYBODY! I'm Henry.
JUNE: And I'm June. Welcoming you to a very special Holiday episode on Kablam! KABLAM! edition.
Erica: That's right! We're here at the Downtown Community Center decorating for Christmas. Along with our favorite characters From old and new.
JUNE: I see Larry, Loopy and their loving parents are hanging their stockings.
MOM: Loopy, make sure it's not a big one for the chimey.
(big one pops out and lands on Larry)
LOOPY: Just perparing to get tons of stuff this year. I see something inside my stocking already. (lifts up her stocking) Never mind. It's Booger Breath.
JUNE: Big Kabloomie for that Christmas stocking.
HENRY: And I see Action League Now! Team decorating the garland with lights.
THUNDERGIRL: Hey, Melty, careful with those twinkling lights or you'll be...
MELTMAN: I know. Melting. I'm Meltman, you know, the power to Melt? Let me see. AHH!
(shines brighter as he melting away again)
THUNDERGIRL: I told you so.
THE FLESH: Let me see. Eeny, Miny, Moe. I got this dook higgy attached the lights.
SINKY: I don't know, Fleshy, I got a stinking feeling that you'll get electrocuted.
THE FLESH: Nonsense.
ALL: NO, FLESH, DON'T!
(he got electrocuted til the lights off)
FLESH: OUCHES AND WHOOPSIES!
Laura: Can someone turn the Emergency lighting system?
(power back up)
Laura: Thank you.
Simon: Hey, Prometheus and Bob are wrapping presents in the gift wrapping department. Looks like Bob got himself all wrapped up.
(Bob mumbles while being wrapped)
(Prometheus growls and grumbling) (Monkey laughs)
HENRY: Heh, heh, heh. A Christmas wrapper.
JUNE: Okay. Anyway, they're about to be done as Erica and the gang will be coming soon to help us a Tree Trimming Party. Gotta love great Christmas traditions like that.
HENRY: Christmas. I remember my Christmas with my Mom.
JUNE: Like what?
HENRY: Got a pink bunny outfit from her almost like A Christmas Story movie.
JUNE: Yeah and where's my Red Ryder bibi gun with a compass that tells time? HA HA HA! Love that film.
(music plays as everyone stopped)
(the Offbeats came while playing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
Erica: HEY, IT'S THE OFFBEATS! They're doing the Christmas Concert while enjoying the party.
SEPTEMBER: I get paid.
AUGUST: My eletronic music lightsparkler is doing the Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
BETTY: While playing my bongos.
TOMMY: (signing loudly) BETTER WATCH OUT! BETTER NOT CRY!
RAPUNZEL: Better not singing out loud next year, Tommy.
Fred: Well, Honey, I guess they're enjoying themselves as much as we did.
Gina: Indeed. And it's all thanks to Erica. And speaking of enjoying ourselves, I got something to tell you.
Fred: What is it?
Erica: HEY, GUYS! GOT THE ORNAMENTS FOR THE BIG CHRISTMAS TREE! So anyone wanna help me to decorate this tree with me?
(all running and on Henry)
JUNE: (laughs softly) You're funny around Christmastime.
(June holding Henry's hand and both looking at each other's eyes)
THE FLESH: GOT THE CANDY CANE!
(smack at Prometheus and lands on the big package) (Bob laughs)
THE FLESH: Sorry, Purple Alien Guy.
(all gathering around the tree)
Erica: We already done with the decorating, wrapping the gifts and the refreshments are ready.
Emily: Speaking of which, I'm getting hungry for all the hard work. WHO'S HUNGRY!?!
ALL: US, 2!
THE FLESH: Yes, please.
That settles it. Let's go to the refreshments stand and... WHAT!?! ALL THE FOOD ARE GONE!
ALL: Where's the food? I'm getting hungry. Where are my arms?
Who could be responsible for stealing our refreshments?
JETCAT: I GOT 2 CRIMINALS RESPONSIBLE FOR TAKING OUR FOOD WITHOUT PERMISSION!
ALL: JETCAT! SNIZ AND FONDUE!
SNIZ: That shrimp cocktail was absloutely delightible on the side or shramroof.
FONDUE: You got to admit it, the drink is properific. (BURP!) Excuse me.
JETCAT: Good news is I replacing our food with more shrimp cocktail, chips, drinks, fudge, candy even peppermint coating brownies.
ALL: ALL RIGHT, JETCAT!
(she flew down and everyone are gathered close by the tree) (all eating and drinking)
Enjoying the party so far?
ALL: YEAH! (all cheering)
Good. You know, Christmastime ain't about presents, trees, decorations or anything like that. This celebration's all about friends and family. Having a understanding even appreciating each other close to us. We should care for everyone even from bad people as well.
Ferdinand Blem: So Henry, June, Everybody, come on stage.
Erica: So what do you want?
Corey: What's all about?
Meredith Blem: Since you did a outstanding job for hosting this holiday special. I got a Christmas present for you both. You'll be returning back next year on Kablam
ALL: ALL RIGHT! GOODIE!
STINKY: Blimey. I think I'm gonna stink again for this moment.
THUNDERGIRL: Don't ruin it, Stinky.
MELTMAN: Wanna kiss me underneath the mistletoe?
THUNDERGIRL: Sure. (kisses him on the cheek)
MELTMAN: SHE LIKES ME! SHE REALLY LIKES... (fell down on the road) YAH! (car drove off and he got smashed) I'm okay.
Natalie: Love hurts, doesn't it?
HENRY: Speaking of which....I got something for you.
(giving a present to June and opening it up)
JUNE: WOW! MY VERY OWN ROGER ROCKET HELMET!
SNIZ: THAT'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM!
(putting it on and turns on the helmet) (shines brighter)
JUNE: WOW! IT'S THE KABLAMIST! Also I got a present for you, Henroid. Merry Christmas.
(Henry opening the present and it's a dance off pad)
HENRY: WOW! IT'S A DANCE OFF PAD! I can interacting my dance moves with music. Watch this.
(turns on the thing as it plays RUN DMC Christmas in Hollis) (all dancing)
JUNE: Also Henry, I want to say...
HENRY: Guys, keep dancing. I'll be right back. Yes, June, what is it?
JUNE: I just wanna say I got feelings about you and everything. It's really difficult to say.
HENRY: Don't worry. I was thinking about you since we were hosting our show. I really love you.
HENRY: Absolutely Kablammific.
JUNE: I love you, too.
(both of them holding each other's arms and staring at their faces) (Monkey got a Mistletoe as both of them kissing)
(Bob mimiking kisses)
Erica: You forgot us! Our presents! (She opens her presents) Cool! That’s beautiful! Thanks for giving me a ruby pendant, and gold earrings!
Holland: (opens her presents) Cool! My very own Star stage mic!
Corey: (opens a present) Erica, you have gave me a present! A key chain!
Ryan: Yes! A water gun!
Natalie: Simon, we got two snow globes we got for Christmas! Thanks Santa!
Laura: Now that’s cool! A silver bracelet!
Kayleigh: A cut glass ornament! That’s great!
Jordan: wow! I got a cup and a ball
Zachary: cool! I got a footbag for Christmas!
Emily: i got marbles for Christmas!
Aiden: I got a Dictionary book!
JETCAT: Get a room.
LOOPY: Merry Christmas, Bro. (giving him a Charlie Chicken Hat)
LARRY: Here you go, Shrimp. Merry Christmas. (giving her a zombie mask to scare people)
(giving each other presents as all of them giving me a Blu-Ray of Yellow Submarine)
Erica: Guys, I think our time just about to ran out right about now.
HENRY: For all of us to you Kablammies and familes out there and everywhere.
JUNE: We want to wish you....
ALL: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
THE FLESH: AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
(he bumping everyone and shuts down the power)
THE FLESH: Ouches?
NARRATOR: THE END!
(Action League NOW! End theme plays)
HENRY: Very funny.
JUNE: Happy Holidays, everyone.
(closing the doors)
NARRATOR: HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE ON Kablam! See you next time. Same Kablam time same Kablam Network.