Musical Guest: Conrad - Firestone
Special guest: Nayer
The Story of how Erica meets Ryan, Corey and Holland
Corey: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?
Ryan: Well, like they say, "Early to bed, early to get the worm." Or, is it the pizza?
Holland: Mmm, pizza's good. Tell me a bedtime story now. Tell how we met.
Erica: Okay, okay Well, it all started when Mom, Dad and I came to seashore for a vacation.
Erica in flashback: Yaaah!
Erica: I fell for hours to the ground!
Holland: Ooh, (in sing song) hours is a long time.
Ryan: Well, it seemed like hours. How'd you know?
Erica: Hey, watch the landing.
Corey: Oh. It's the lift-off that got me. Uh-oh. Where's Holland and Ryan?
(On the Open Road from A Goofy Movie plays.)
Ryan: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride Together, upon the open road
C'mon, everybody! Ah-yeah!
Holland: All in all, I'd rather have detention!
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad!
Holland: And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road!
Ryan: There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now, we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Holland: Nayer, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do...!
Lyle Baxter: Aaaaagh!!
Ryan: Me and Holland relaxin' like the old days...
Holland: [singing over Ryan] This is worse than dragon breath and acne!
Ryan: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode...
Holland: [still singing over Ryan] I'm so mad I think I may explode!
Ryan: When I see that highway, I could cry!
Holland: Ya know, that's funny, so could I!
Both: Just bein' out on the open road!
Mayor: Howdy, boys! Is this the way to kablammy?
Sniz: Watch it, guys! Or you'll be gettin' towed!
June: I'm in no hurry to arrive
Cause I'll be turning 65
The next time I sees the open road
Helen: Just a week of rest and relaxation!
Helen: And the odd romantic Season 12!
Holland: Very odd!
Louie the hamster: Ha ha!
And it's Los An-gel-las or bust!
Prometheus: Look out, you dirtbags, eat my dust!
From now on, I own the open road!
Ryan: Just me and little Holland
My pipsqueak pioneer
Anemia: They're partners forever heave-ho!
Ryan and Anemia: Aw yeah!
Holland: Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here
To Kablammy 1-0-5-9-7?
Ryan and Chorus: Oh...
Every day, another new adventure!
Every mile, another new zip code!
And the cares we had are gone for good...
Holland: And I'd go with them if I could...
Ryan, Holland and Chorus: I've got no strings on me...
I'm feelin' fancy-free...
How wonderful to be...
On the open road!
(On the Open Road ends.)