Bianca Investigates

Musical Guest: Conrad - Firestone

Special guest: Nayer

The Story of how Erica meets Ryan, Corey and Holland

Quotes

Corey: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?

Ryan: Well, like they say, "Early to bed, early to get the worm." Or, is it the pizza?

Holland: Mmm, pizza's good. Tell me a bedtime story now. Tell how we met.

Erica: Okay, okay Well, it all started when Mom, Dad and I came to seashore for a vacation.

Erica in flashback: Yaaah!

Erica: I fell for hours to the ground!

Holland: Ooh, (in sing song) hours is a long time.

Ryan: Well, it seemed like hours. How'd you know?

Erica: Hey, watch the landing.

Corey: Oh. It's the lift-off that got me. Uh-oh. Where's Holland and Ryan?

(On the Open Road from A Goofy Movie plays.)

Ryan: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?

Do ya long to shed your weary load?

If your nerves are raw

And your brain is fried

Just grab a friend and take a ride Together, upon the open road

C'mon, everybody! Ah-yeah!

Holland: All in all, I'd rather have detention!

All in all, I'd rather eat a toad!

Ryan: Yuck!

Holland: And the old man drives like such a klutz

That I'm about to hurl my guts

Directly upon the open road!

Ryan: There's nothin' can upset me

'Cause now, we're on our way

Our trusty map will guide us straight and true

Holland: Nayer, please don't forget me

I will return someday

Though I may be in traction when I do...!

Lyle Baxter: Aaaaagh!!

Ryan: Me and Holland relaxin' like the old days...

Holland: [singing over Ryan] This is worse than dragon breath and acne!

Ryan: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode...

Holland: [still singing over Ryan] I'm so mad I think I may explode!

Ryan: When I see that highway, I could cry!

Holland: Ya know, that's funny, so could I!

Both: Just bein' out on the open road!

(instrumental)

Mayor: Howdy, boys! Is this the way to kablammy?

Sniz: Watch it, guys! Or you'll be gettin' towed!

June: I'm in no hurry to arrive

Cause I'll be turning 65

The next time I sees the open road

Helen: Just a week of rest and relaxation!

Jack: Yeah!

Helen: And the odd romantic Season 12!

Holland: Very odd!

Louie the hamster: Ha ha!

And it's Los An-gel-las or bust!

Prometheus: Look out, you dirtbags, eat my dust!

From now on, I own the open road!

Ryan: Just me and little Holland

My pipsqueak pioneer

Anemia: They're partners forever heave-ho!

Ryan and Anemia: Aw yeah!

Holland: Could someone call a taxi

And get me outta here

To Kablammy 1-0-5-9-7?

Ryan and Chorus: Oh...

Every day, another new adventure!

Every mile, another new zip code!

And the cares we had are gone for good...

Holland: And I'd go with them if I could...

Ryan, Holland and Chorus: I've got no strings on me...

I'm feelin' fancy-free...

How wonderful to be...

On the open road!

(On the Open Road ends.)