Musical guest: The Sleeping
Guest stars - Jake T. Austin and Emma Roberts
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[Cold open, three hosts sit while waiting for a gig to begin.]
Holly: This is awesome! I've been waiting a thousand years to see a The Sleeping show
Ryan: Can I get anybody some refreshments?
Holly: Sure!
Announcer: [on loudspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down some hard rocking beats, The Sleeping!
Erica: Hello everyone, and welcome to KaBlam!. It’s where we turn pages for you. For those of you who don’t know us, I'm Erica.
Henry: I'm Henry Bentley.
June: And I'm June Rochester
Erica: now this moral message was also a song sung by any of us
Mr. Jimmy McGee: okay little klutzes, this one's for you! (Sings) Shake your neighbor's hand,
Bonk your neighbor's butt,
Welcome to our Entriply,
Where our wears are all deply,
Where that our wear best to ply,
'Cause we like to have you on the show!
I(the eight cohosts laugh)
Betty Anne: Some place where there isn't any trouble.
Tommy: Do you suppose there is such a place guys?
Repunzil: There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away, behind the moon, beyond the rain (Repunzil starts singing) "Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high."
Tommy: "There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby."
Betty Anne: "Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue."
August: "and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true."
Repunzil: "Someday I'll wish upon a star, and wake up where the clouds are far behind me."
Betty Anne: "Where troubles melt like lemon drops,"
Tommy: "Away above the chimney tops,"
August: "That's where you'll find us."
Repunzil: "Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly."
All 4 together:"Birds fly over the rainbow, why then oh, why can't we?"
If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh, why can't we"?
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #397: Snowy cloud
Narrator: End
Henry: are you ready for some music?
Audience: yeah!
June: let’s hear it for tonight’s musical guest
both: The Sleeping!
The Sleeping: Open, now let me see the way you work it.
Let me see you work it.
Just lay down. You've got me right here where I need it.
I'll hold out just as long as you. Don't worry, we are
We're weak in the knees and I can't take this.
Heat stroke, our burning bodies melt away. Just work it, I've been
I've been waiting, I've been craving away. I need this.
I will hold out just as long as you.
(Tonight is the night we sink wishes deep into our skin.)
Don't hold back,
Hold nothing back tonight.
Oh, well let it take control
Fusing you to me.
Are you nervous? Spending your days away in space, thicker than air.
We've been waiting, we've been craving away. We need this.
I'll hold out just as long as you.
(Tonight is the night we examine ourselves. This is sick.)
Don't hold back,
Hold nothing back tonight.
Oh, well let it take control
Fusing you to me.
Stop.
Work. Just let this work.
Just let it take control, fusing you to me.
Open, now let me see the way you work it.
Come on and take control right now.
Henry: it's been a great show for us,
but before we go, we'd like to say what an honor it's been for this to work with none other than our very own musical guest
June: The Sleeping!
Holly: and let’s also give a big warm thanks to our special guests
Ryan: the stars of the new Nickelodeon movie Hotel for Dogs
all hosts: Jake T. Austin and Emma Roberts
(Mr. Foot places Jake T. Austin and Emma Roberts in the trunk of a car)