Musical guest - Matt and Kim
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Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: Greetings! Today we're…
Fondue: I've waited all my life for this!
Sniz: Oooh! You got it all. Cassette, CD, buttons all over the place...and speakers.
Fondue: and a leather listening recliner.
Sniz: Oooh! Kinda round the hiner.
Fondue: May I take your order please?
Sniz: I’ll have the house special.
Fondue: Excellent choice!
Sniz: (laughs excitedly) foot my way for thin, highness. now how about some state of the art sound!
Fondue: I couldn’t afford it. I spent it on the hardware.
*Sniz watches an ad on TV*
Sniz: Fondue’s gonna be right in the track to victoryville.
Delivery guy: Are you Sniz Bronkowitz?
Sniz: Bronkowski, Babe! I like to Motorcyle!
Delivery guy: sign here, here, here and initial here. Okay! we’re all steady!
Fondue: What’s going on?
Sniz: What’s going on is..I got you 100 CDs!
Fondue: But why? oh..what? it’s not even close to my birthday.
Sniz: look, Fondue! the pop! the techno!
Fondue: You’re the best, pal! The best!
Fondue: Yo, Sniz! how bout some nasty boogaloo!
Sniz: You got it, DJ Squeak!
Fondue: Dig that indestructible technology!
Sniz: Champy, I would like sliced banana in my cereal too.
Fondue: Bro, I’ll set you up, pronto!
Sniz: Hey! Wow! My chair doesn’t wobble anymore!
Delivery guy: Today’s the day for more 100 CDs.
Fondue: You got the wrong house, dude o. I got mine already.
Delivery guy: I got the right house, dude o. You’re in the club.
Fondue: I hereby agree to pay from Sniz,
Fondue: $500.00?!?
Delivery guy: Oh, I see.
Sniz: What’s That?
Fondue: Imbecile!!!
Fondue: Do you have any idea of what you’ve done?!
Sniz: But...I was...
*Sniz faints*
Fondue: These clubs are scam operations! You wind up owing the money for the rest of your life.
Delivery guy: Excuse Me? What I am hearing is that you don’t got my payment. I’m going to have to take all 200 CDs back and get you out of the club. Which one of you is Sniz?
Fondue: It’s him! Him!!!
Delivery guy: Shallom! Enjoy your CDs.
Fondue: Waaaaaaaaaiiiiit!
Sniz: Bye now! Thanks for stopping by.
Sniz: see, Fondue? We can enjoy your CDs without a fancy stereo.
Fondue: just go.
Sniz: Ha! made you smile.
Fondue: No you didn’t.
Sniz: Yes I did.
Fondue: No you didn’t.
Jodie: your Sniz & Fondue's neighbours?
Bianca: yep, we're your colleagues for today
Henry: Hello?
Jodie: It’s me, the co host, is anything okay?
Henry: Yes, we are visiting you
June's Dad: Uh... hello?
June: Dad! Why are you not at work?
June's Dad: oh, I was taking the day off work, because I am buying something
June: this girl is taking the day off
Narrator: Dateline: Action headquarters
Meltman: That's excellent.
Flesh: Check. Knight takes bishop. Knight... takes bishop. (Got hit) Ouches!
Mayor: Brave, but on the whole stupid. Yes, they're stupid.
Bill: Except for the occasional one such as we have here. He lets the other two fight while he waits.
Narrator: Today's Episode: Cheif's Hill. We find our heroes in a sure ranger of a road
Mayor: Welcome to Mayor Island. I hope you had a pleasant flight.
Thundergirl: My time is limited. Is the man I requested ready?
Stinky: What, His dossier. - Good.
Flesh: (screaming) convicted violence. Escaped Prison in recruited in Tangier, Excellent.
Meltman: Where is he now?
Thundergirl: At the lake.
Mayor: Bring him to my office, will you? Take me to the lake. Through the training area.
Narrator: At his office
Bill: Call him! Sir! He seems fit enough. Have him report to me in Istanbul in hours. Corporal of State Security
Mayor: Come in. You know who I am?
Narrator: Will The league go downhill as they swaddle the kid? Or will the mayor convict violence and double talk? Stay tuned for the action classified conclusion of Action league now!.
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Don’t wake your Grammy, There’s more Kablammy. still to come...Prometheus & Bob, What a wonderful day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Narrator: Action League NOW!
Narrator: Cheif island, Classified training area. Having him to report him in hours. The Action League stop a girl from hurting them.
Bill: What was that you were saying? Hello, hello? Sir, are you still there? Hello!
Flesh: Take this. Horrible woman. Yes. She's had her kicks. (Got hit) Ouches!
Narrator: And so...
Stinky: Here you are. In case you ever need it again. Oh, yes. All government property has to be accounted for.
Bill: But as I said before, we won't always work on the company's time, will we?
Meltman: No.
Thundergirl: Melty, behave yourself. We are being filmed. Oh, not again.
Meltman: He was right, you know.
Thundergirl: What is it?
Meltman: I'll show you.
Narrator: The end.
Jodie: wow, I think you guys like that cartoon, or don’t you?
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed: The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #1
Narrator: End.
Henry: Welcome back, this girl's on top form
Jodie: The show's about a sea sponge and his aquatic friends in the underwater city, Bikini Bottom
Dalmatian toy puppy: To think I wasted my life in boardrooms and meetings. I could have been watching cartoons!
Beige toy puppy: Me too! I could laugh all day, or make cute barks
David and Bev: It's a lovely brand new day Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright Now it's time to say goodnight
Female narrator: now it's... Lunchtime
David and Bev: The sun is high Up in the sky Now it's the middle of the day We'll stop our running and our play
Snoopy snoopy snoopy snoop I smell lunch, I smell soup We shall all sit down and eat Peas and broccoli and beets
Lunch time Munch time Nap time too Time to rest for me and you
Lunch was yummy, Filled my tummy Now it's time to take a nap Take your teddy in your lap
One and two and three and four Lay your mat on the floor Blanky cuddle, cuddley dee Napping time for you and me
Lunch time Munch time Nap time too After lunch what shall we do
Lunch time Munch time Nap time too After lunch there's lots to do
The sun is high Up in the sky Now it's the middle of the day We'll stop our running and our play
Snoopy snoopy snoopy snoop I smell lunch, I smell soup We shall all sit down and eat Peas and broccoli and beets
Lunch time Munch time Nap time too After lunch what shall we do
Lunch time Munch time Nap time too After lunch there's lots to do