Lyrics
Fred: Well, there's Free speech and there's control and lousy Democrats
The media's too liberal and everyone's too funny
The women have careers and form opinions of their own
We let ourwives control our lives
Erica: Damn, it's good to be home
Henry, June, Lois, Phil, Fred Stockdale, Jimmy McGee and Gina Stockdale: Our lives aren't always great,
In these beautiful places,
But remember, boys and girls,
Las Vegas is not the worst,
Place,
In,
The,
World!
Henry: It's not the worst place in the world, yeah, yeah!
Erica: Oh, and, uh, what happens in Las vegas stays in Las Vegas. Okay? Seriously.