Musical guest: Yolanda Artemisia
guest star; Sarah Silverman
Act 5 - June wears a showgirl costume and explains that it’s Halloween, where people go out trick or treating and has a great treat for them and there’s no trick, so she asks all to give a warm KaBlam! welcome to their elegant musical guest, Lady Moon! On stage, Yolanda performs Glowing Moon
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Henry: Thank you, choir. That was beautiful.
June: Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to a very special KaBlam! Halloween. We got some great cartoons coming up, and the elegant and sophisticated sounds of Celestial Hotel's fortune who dreams of becoming a singer
Henry: but first, our first spooky tale for this week
June: our friend Jodie and her school friends are going on a school bus trip.
Helen: [takes out blow horn] Children! Attention please! [puts it down] Let's check that you're all here. Jodie
Jodie: Here!
[door opens]
Helen: rayz and wheeler.
Zach: Here!
Emily: me too!
Helen: Brandon
Brandon: Here!
Helen: luxury cohost, Robert!
Robert: Here!
Helen: city girls Nevaeh and Harper
Nevaeh and Harper: Here!
Helen: the beautiful lady a
Alyssa: Here!
Helen: and the q boy?
Jodie: he’s not here!
Alyssa: at least he almost missed the school trip!
(other kids laugh except for the hippie cohost)
Helen: CIass! I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of somebody
Helen: [takes out blow horn] Children! Attention please. [puts it down] Today, we are going on a trip to the mountains.
All (except Jodie): Hooray!
Helen: Have you all got your lunch boxes?
All Kids: Yes, Madame!
Helen: Look at the view.
Jodie: Wow!
Echo: Wow! Wow! Wow!
Jodie: Who said that?
Jimmy McGee: It's your echo, little girl
Jodie: [gasps] it looks like daddy’s gonna make an appearance on nicktoon world news!
Jimmy McGee: and by appearing on world news, I chose out some 80s clothing. Get out of there, you kids!
Kim: Oh, come on, You're not gonna eat all that watermelon.
Jimmy McGee: anyways, check out my brand new echo, I know you'll love this one (clears throat) AH-OOOOOGA! (echos)
Jodie: oh my gosh, great echo
Robert: we chose some bold clothes for our musical guest which is the woman who dreams to become a singer
Paige: her voice is such an Angel
Danny: and the blue moon is shining up in the sky
Michael: that’s what she sings
Tom: and that means, three pop stars would sing about the flowers, the stars, the moons. Think about it
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamoids! Keep your derrière in the "chair-iere". still to come...What a wonderful day, Prometheus & Bob....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Jimmy McGee: and not only three women grew up to become singers, I also came up wearing '60s clothes. And 70s, and 80s!
Henry: thanks for sharing your careers in full swing. I'm Henry
June: and I’m June
both: and now, your in toon!
David and Bev: It's a lovely brand new day
Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high
Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends
Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down
Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright
Now it's time to say goodnight
Female narrator: now it's... Evening.
David and Bev: The sun has set
Evening has come
Soon it will be dark,
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and ducks
Bev: We sit by the window pane,
Look, it's twilight again
Our toy-room is a mess
Puzzles and pieces of chess
We put our toys to sleep
Now the toy- box is neat
Bye bye, Pete the dog
Bye Bye,Hop the frog
Tomorrow we shall meet
David and Bev: The sun has set
Evening has come
Soon it will be dark
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and ducks
Bev: Time to wash our hands and eat
Suppertime is such a treat
David and Bev: Splashing in the bath is so much fun
It means the day is almost done
Bev: Our pajamas go over our head
We brush our teeth before going to bed
David and Bev: We take a look In our favorite book
Goodnight to all our friends
The sun has set
Evening has come
Soon it will be dark
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and duuuu duuuu ducks
To sparrows, chicks and duuuu duuu ducks
Soon it will be dark
June: Alright, kids! Let's give a big warm welcome to the Westside School! The Stockport Academy! And Obscure President! Last chance to get popcorn!
Jodie: Hello daddy, how’s the world news event?
Jimmy McGee: it was good, it kinda reminds me when Henry and June did a report on the home video release of Rugrats in Paris: The Movie, remember that?
Jodie: of course, the events of the film take place before the series' seventh season, and also, the field trip was amazing
June: Okay! Welcome to the 23rd annual Big Movie Festival!
(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Whoo!
June: Tonight's movie will be...Rugrats Go Wild!
All kids: Hooray!
(ALL APPLAUD)
Jodie: daddy, is this film took place after the ninth season of Rugrats and the fifth season of The Wild Thornberrys?
Jimmy McGee: yes, little darling,
Henry: here’s our next cartoon, Prometheus and Bob
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #660: Yolanda Artemisia.
End.
June: it’s Halloween, where you go out trick or treating. We got a great treat for you, and there’s no trick. so, please give a warm KaBlam! welcome to our elegant musical guest: Lady Moon.
Yolanda Artemisia: Look above, you can see the stars shining
Up above, in the shades of the night
I close my eyes and I can hear the melody of our song
I know I'm not good at sharing my feelings
I know I don't always put on a smile
But you were always there by my side
Giving me a little boost
When the moon is glowing in the night
And I can feel your heart so close to mine
Reminding me that what's in my heart is true
So I'm just gonna try
Believe in everything inside
I'm not afraid of anything
I know I can stand up and walk on my own two feet
As long as you are there with me
Under the beautiful blue sky
To hold my hand and tell me, 'It'll be OK'
June: Okay, you know, we hate long goodbyes, but for those of you who like them, gooooodbyyyyeeee! And before we go, let us thank our fantastic musical guest
Henry: Yolanda Artemisia! YAAAYY!
June: and, let’s also have a big thanks to our very special guest
Both: Sarah Silverman!
(Mr. Foot placing Sarah Silverman in the trunk of a car)