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Musical Guest: The Chipettes

special guest: Tom Arnold

Act 5 - with the song finished, Henry and June walks out on the stage to tell everyone to give a big hand to The Chipettes, and their very special guest Tom Arnold, only to have the ape putting him and other hosts on the trunk of the car

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Betty anne bongo: hi, My name is Betty-Ann BonGO! I sing this little song-O! I sing it all day long-O! And I am now the new cohost!

Narrator: Today’s episode, Who Needs Keytars Anyway?, after practice, various school kids are set for a rendition of Dr. Worm

Tom Arnold: Excuse me, ladies. Does anyone know where we might find miss musician girl?

Tour Guide Quarky: I can help! [she slides down the slide and into the bus next to Oscar] I'm Tour Guide Quarky! Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography! Thank you! To our right is the another side of comic books.

Tom Arnold: Uh, beg your pardon, ma'am, but where's mr melt?

Tour Guide Quarky: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you!

Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Keep your derrière in the "chair-iere". still to come...Life with loopy, Edgar and Ellen....and when we return, more Action League Now!. Right here on “KaBlam!”

Zach: My Favourite Music Videos is open to any soloist or Glee Club up to the age of 18, Where it's taking place at California. The competition will be hosted by Jimmy McGee.

Nathan: The winning song will win...£10,000!

OTHERS: WOW!

Jodie: And could even get a place on the KaBlam! stage, in front of an audience of children. Final closing date for entries... is tomorrow.

Erica: you know who’s musical guest is? Three singing female chipmunks, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor, A.K.A. the Chipettes, they emerge from a FedEx package

Dalmatian toy puppy: then two jealous jocks, Ryan and Xander, ridicule the Chipmunks and chase them around, putting Simon's head in a toilet and poking at Theodore's backside, and soon, the Chipettes are hired but learn that they are to perform as an opening act for a Britney Spears concert on the same night

Erica: Theodore and Simon tell the fans that Alvin failed to show up, and they cannot perform, wow

Jodie: Ian attempts to imitate the Chipettes at the Staples Centre, only for the security guards to eject him from the arena and throw him in a dumpster. Meanwhile, Ryan, Xander, and Jeremy are ordered to clean the gum off from under the gymnasium bleachers as punishment for mistreating the Chipmunks and making Alvin miss the sing-off by roping him into their football team

June: Henry!

Henry: June!

June: I’m very sorry for the things you go through! so, would you like to do the honors?

Henry: with pleasure. So let’s give a big warm KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest, The Chipettes!

Jodie: You know that feeling when you're really looking forward to something and it finally happens and you feel a little tiny bit sick?

Nathan: Not after everything we've been through. We're here. We've made it!

The Chipettes: We don't have to do what you tell us to do no more

You get what you need and you don't want it anymore

We don't cry now

We don't know how

We heard what you said and we don't believe a word you say

The hill is a high one but we'll climb it anyway

There's no doubt

You'll find out

We're the ones on the run

We're the girls, we're the diamond dolls (diamond dolls)

It's a ravenous world

And the ceiling is very tall

There's a weight and a climb

And a ladder and many fall (diamond dolls)

But the cream of the crop never stops

We're the diamond dolls

Tom Arnold: We're here for the musical guest

Tour Guide Quarky: You've missed registration. The show has begun.

Oscar: Let us in! We really wanna see those little female chipmunks sing

Tour Guide Quarky: I'm afraid the rules state no late entries. There's nothing else I can do. I'm sorry.

Zach: I've tied the dog up outside, and it's pooing all over the floor!

Tom Arnold: dog? Poo? Everybody, run. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Quick!

The Chipettes: Silver, platinum, I pass on them

You can have them, I know what I want

We're the ones on the run

We're the girls, we're the diamond dolls (diamond dolls)

It's a ravenous world

And the ceiling is very tall

There's a weight and a climb

And a ladder and many fall (diamond dolls)

But the cream of the crop never stops

Not the diamond dolls

Tom Arnold: What are you doing, Mr. Foot, throwing me and the other hosts in the trunk of a car?

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